Showing posts with label Humorous stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humorous stories. Show all posts

Friday, 21 October 2016

Zeke Meeks vs the big blah-rific birthday

 Other Title: Zeke Meeks versus the big blah-rific birthday
 Other Title: Big blah-rific birthday
Summary: Zeke Meeks will be nine soon, but he is not looking forward to a party that his sisters want to take over and nobody but his closest friends want to attend - but the alternative is going to Grace Chang's party on the same day, and she is really scary

Zeke Meeks vs the super stressful talent show

 Other Title: Zeke Meeks versus the super stressful talent show
 Other Title: Super stressful talent show
Summary: Zeke's class is having a talent show, and Brassy Glass, from America's Next Superstar, will be coming to the show as the judge - but Zeke cannot figure out what talent he actually has and, as usual, his sisters are no help at all

Zeke Mees vs his big phony cousin

 Other Title: Zeke Meeks versus his big phony cousin
Summary: As if coming up with a school project at the last minute is not enough trouble, Zeke has to deal with his cousin Sam - who is just too perfect to be completely believable

Zeke Meeks vs the pain-in-the neck pets

 Other Title: Zeke Meeks versus the pain-in-the-neck pets
Summary: Zeke wants to bring home the class hamster, so to prove that he's responsible he promises that he will take care of the family dog for a whole week - after that it is one disaster after another

Wednesday, 12 October 2016

Zeke Meeks vs the stinkin' science fair


Other Title: Zeke Meeks vs the stinking science fair
 Other Title: Zeke Meeks versus the stinkin' science fair
Summary: Third-grader Zeke Meeks needs to win the prize in the science project contest because the class bully is threatening him, but so far all his ideas are ending in messy disasters--can his friend Hector save the day

Zeke Meeks vs the horrifying TV-Turnoff week

Other Title: Zeke Meeks versus the horrifying TV-Turnoff Week
Summary: It is Television-Turnoff Week, and Zeke and his friends are wondering what they will do with their time without their favorite programs and videogames

Zeke Meeks vs the gruesome girls


Other Title: Zeke Meeks versus the gruesome girls
Summary: Third-grader Zeke Meeks already has two sisters, so he is bitterly disappointed when his new neighbour proves to be a girl - can Charlie change his mind and prove to him that boys and girls can play together

Zeke Meeks vs the putrid Puppet Pals


Other Title: Zeke Meeks versus the putrid Puppet Pals
Summary: All the children in the third grade except Zeke Meeks are playing with the newest fad, Puppet Pals finger puppets - will Zeke give in to the pressure and join them, even though he would much rather play basketball

Friday, 19 August 2016

The cow tripped over the moon

Summary: 'Hey diddle diddle, You all know the riddle, A cow jumps over the moon...' But the moon is very high in the sky. How many attempts will it take before Cow makes her famous high-flying leap? (Back cover)

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

I yam a donkey

Summary: 'I yam a donkey!' says a donkey to a yam. A very persnickety yam. Wordplay and misunderstanding abound in this hilarious story with a dark and deeply funny ending

The lighthouse keeper's tea

Summary: When Mr Grinling decides he needs a new hobby he tries everything from baking to bird-watching. But one morning, a stroll along the beach omspires Mr Grinling to take up a most unlikely pastime

My grandpa is a dinosaur

New Zealand author; New Zealand illustrator
Summary: Wanda has noticed some very unusual things about her grandpa... His pants need tail holes. He can eat an entire tree. His footprints attract palaeontologists. Grandpa is a dinosaur. Wanda knows it, but nobody will believe her! So Wanda decides to ask Grandpa herself

A hungry lion or a dwindling assortment of animals


Other Title: Dwindling assortment of animals
Summary: There once was a hungry lion, a penguin (well he was just here), a little calico kitten (I could have sworn I just saw him), a brown mouse (now wait a second), a bunny with floppy ears and a bunny with un-floppy ears (okay this is just getting ridiculous), a frog, a bat, a pig, a slightly bigger pig, a wooly sheep, a koala, a hen, and also a turtle. Hey! What's going on here.The very hungry lion is all set to enjoy an exciting day with his other animal pals. But all of a sudden his friends start disappearing at an alarming rate! Is someone stealing the hungry lion's friends, or is the culprit a little...closer to home

Thursday, 4 August 2016

The Year of Billy Miller

Summary: Seven-year-old Billy Miller starts second grade with a bump on his head and a lot of worries, but by the end of the year he has developed good relationships with his teacher, his little sister, and his parents and learned many important lessons

The world's worst children

Summary: From the world's favourite author, David Walliams - ten cautionary tales and a delightfully dreadful cast of characters; all in a gorgeously gifty FULL COLOUR format! Are you ready to meet the World's Worst Children? Five beastly boys and five gruesome girls! * Like Sofia Sofa - a TV super-fan so stuck to the sofa that she's turning into one! * Or Dribbling Drew - a boy whose drool gets him into trouble on a school trip! * And not forgetting Blubbering Bertha - a girl who bawls and tells terrible tales! Also featuring a special appearance from fan-favourite Raj! From Number One bestselling author David Walliams comes this collection of wickedly funny, deliciously mischievous tales, illustrated in glorious colour by the artistic genius Tony Ross

Wednesday, 3 August 2016

Beetle Boy

First edition
Summary: Darkus is miserable. His dad has disappeared, and now he is living next door to the most disgusting neighbours ever. A giant beetle called Baxter comes to his rescue. But can the two solve the mystery of his dad's disappearance, especially when links emerge to cruel Lucretia Cutter and her penchant for beetle jewellery? A coffee-mug mountain, home to a million insects, could provide the answer - if Darkus and Baxter are brave enough to find it

Friday, 29 July 2016

My autosaurus will win! (Geronimo Stilton Cavemice #10)

Based on an original idea by Elisabetta Dami
Summary: It's the start of an exciting cavemice contest: a race to Boulder Bay and back! It's a dangerous route, but it will supply the village cheese maker with rare hot lava peppers, and there's a big cash prize. Trap teams up with Geronimo -- who has a lazy, slow, city autosaurus (the cavemice mode of transportation). Can they reach the finish line without going extinct on the way

Friends not forever

Summary: It is Ella's big chance for a starring role in this year's school play. But while Peach Parker is busy trying to stop Ella from succeeding, Zoe ends up winning the prize part. Zoe spends all her time rehearsing with the new girl, Amethyst, so Ella tells her to go be her new best friend. Will Ella and Zoe patch up their friendship in time to save the play

Thursday, 28 July 2016

Spooky smack down (Wheelnuts! Craziest Race on Earth! # 2)

Summary: Buckle up for Wheelnuts! the craziest race on Earth! Six kooky cars, five extreme courses, one winner! In Spooky smack down, drivers will find that the road ahead is dangerous. Can they deal with: haunted castles?! Ferocious dragons?! Ravenous vampire bats?! Which team will come out on top? The rules are simple, there are no rules

Rainforest rumble (Wheelnuts! Craziest Race on Earth! # 5)

Summary: Six crazy cars, five extreme courses, one winner. Drivers will find that the road ahead is dangerous. Can they deal with vicious creepy crawlies, ravenous crocodiles and spooky monkey temples? Which team will come out on top? The rules are simple - there are no rules! (Back cover)