Showing posts with label Australian short stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Australian short stories. Show all posts

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Just annoying

Is this the right book for you? 
Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out.

1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips?
2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do?
3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water?
4) Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers?
5) Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance?
SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer.
3-5 You are obviously a very annoying person.
You will love this book.
1-2 You are a fairly annoying person.
You will love this book.
You don't realise how much fun being annoying can be.

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Beastly Tales

A vulture who doesn't like leftovers; a chameleon who saves her fickle friends from a volcano; a skunk who wants a quiet, low-stress job; a heroic boa constrictor; and a rhino who wants to dance are all included in this quirky collection of stories. Funny and full of rhyming, alliteration and word play, these tales will captivate beginner readers.